Back to school time, my friends!

Or not.

I haven’t talked about homeschooling on this blog yet, mainly because when I mention it to people at first, I often get a look like this:


I get it.

Even though it’s becoming more and more common, it’s still sort of a fringe thing and a lot of people have yet to know any of the thousands of self directed learners that are quietly kicking ass out there in the world.

Because I’m in a mood, I’m just straight up going to tell you a few things that might surprise you about how my family does it.

I’m coming clean, people!

If you’re a homeschooler, please feel free to make your own confession in the comments at the end. I think we could all afford to let our hair down a bit.

If your kids are attending a traditional school, my hope is that this post will entertain and enlighten you just enough to keep you from putting me in the weirdo box.

Here goes:

I don’t homeschool my kids.

Wait, what?

There are those parents who sit their kids at a table and “do school,” with their state standards in one hand and an American flag/bible/green smoothie/Harvard brochure (take your pick– I might as well offend everyone) in the other.

The best kept secret is that most kids are perfectly capable and completely driven to learn, once released from the system of compulsory schooling. Homeschooling is not something that’s done to anyone. As for me, I research, pay, drive, fiercely defend free time, and help out when asked.

Also, I make a stupid number of grilled cheese sandwiches.

I don’t want to be with them all the time.

“I’d go crazy if I were with my kids all day!” people say.

Although I do know people, nice people, not lunatics, who don’t seem to need a time-out from their kids, I for one require frequent  breaks from my boys and their scintillating conversations around Minecraft, parkour, basketball and farting.

Of course, I’m always there for the wholesome family dinners and in depth discussions on the plight of global indigenous people (a mom can dream), I make sure to have occasional social plans that do not include my boys, and they have plenty of opportunities each week to get away from their ever-loving mother. Thus, we enjoy domestic bliss!

And also not killing each other.

I don’t have teaching credentials, or even a college degree.

And as if that’s not enough, I hardly remember any math beyond the fifth grade level, and am pretty iffy on the proper use of a semi-colon. I’m not proud of this, in fact, I spend a lot of time trying to fill in gaps in my own education.

But guess what?

Go online and take a look at what is now available free, to those who want to learn. Boy howdy, things have changed in the past twenty years! Add to this the fact that there are classes, homeschool co-ops, the help of smart friends, etc., and I can sleep pretty well knowing my kids aren’t going to end up like this:


I get bored sometimes.

This is a tough one, since whining about boredom can get you an epic eye roll from stressed out moms with too much to do and not enough time, money, or both. It’s not fair that our culture expects so much of women and gives so little support, and I know a few of you would probably give your right arm and last Ambien for a little boredom in your life.

Roll your eyes, sister, feel free!

But to the mothers who look at me and say, “I could never homeschool, I’d be so bored!” let me tell you that I do get bored. Because they are not quite old enough to go to the beach or run around town on their own, I go with them. I wait while they are in a science class, or basketball practice. There are days when I’m completely swallowed in the mind numbing dullness of just waiting.

Oh well, big f’n deal. You can always piss away the hours working on your blog 🙂

I had a career, and sometimes I miss it.

There is an assumption people sometimes make about parents who choose to quit their job to be at home with their kids, and that is that they must not have had much of a job to quit in the first place.

Once upon a time, I had a career and it was lucrative, rewarding and fun, but as we learned more about homeschooling, it became clear to my husband and me that we wanted to give it a shot. We loved the freedom of it and I was up for the challenge.

And this is a topic for another post, but it has to be said, so I’m saying it: I am aware that we were crazy fortunate to be able to make that decision.

Here’s the thing, it’s not that you can’t work full-time and travel this educational path, you can, mainly because this path is one you make yourself. But it’s a trickier balance, and one I couldn’t quite figure out, even though I tried.

So, while I miss being offered coffee, hearing, “good job!”, and working for real live dollars that would come in very handy, it’s totally worth it.

My kids have never written a book report or done a science fair project.


The upside of this is that I’ve never had to force, bribe or bully them into doing a book report/science fair project, and p.s., we’ve saved major bucks on Mentos and Pepsi.

The downside is that they might never make it in The Real World without the experience of the book report/science fair project, and will probably live at home until their mid-thirties, playing video games in our garage.

Welp, hindsight is 20/20, people.

I consider homeschooling my job.

I take it seriously, and even if we spend some days playing Battleship in our jammies, most of the time we have shit to do, even if it doesn’t look like it to you. So, while I totally love the fact that we have the freedom in our schedule to help friends out when they need it, I don’t call you at your office and ask you to come wait for the cable guy for me, since “you don’t work”, because that would be obnoxious, right?


I am not any more patient than you.

Here’s something we homeschoolers hear a lot: “I gotta hand it to you. I wouldn’t have the patience.”

Newsflash– I don’t have the patience either! Holy shit– someone call the patience police!

Of course,  I make it a little easier on myself by not forcing my kids to do book reports/science fair projects (sorry, I couldn’t resist), but my temper flares up big-time when we’re running late. I lecture, I yell sometimes, I just pretty much lose it in general. The only difference is that when I screw up, I have the luxury of time during the day to breathe, apologize, and move forward. It’s true that since we’re together more, there’s more opportunity for conflict.

But there’s also more time for the good stuff too, including practicing the art of repair.

I sometimes worry about what my kids are missing.

It might surprise you to know that I’m not talking about social stuff. Homeschoolers are nothing if not social, and I’m actually so bored by that worn out argument, circa 1970, that I can’t even bring myself to write about it.

No, instead I worry that they might not know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner, how to locate the spleen in a frog, make a spitball or work a combination lock.

I wonder if my youngest will have to teach himself cursive when the zombie apocalypse happens and the only people who survive are cursive-writing people, which might be unlikely, but this is where my mind goes at night, you guys.

For every hour someone else spends worrying about whether their kid will get into the gifted and talented magnet, I spend an hour wondering if my kids will look at me one day and say, “WTF were you thinking, Mom???”


And maybe that’s our common ground.

We’re all doing our best, and it still might not be good enough, whether we checked all the boxes, or ignored the boxes completely. In reality, most of us fall somewhere in between. We all lose our patience, need a break, adore our kids and hope for the best.

Here’s to a great year ahead, whatever path you make 🙂

25 thoughts on “My Homeschooling Confessions

  1. I just shared your post on my wall. You really nailed it! By the way, you should check out a Facebook group called Homeschool/Unschool bloggers. It boosted my readership tremendously and it’s fun to see what other people are doing.

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  2. What a great peek in! I’d love to read more about the day to day–do you know of a site that has local info (like where are the science classes, etc)? If you could be cajoled, and write up what a week looks like with a cost-breakdown, I’d probably bring you flowers and wine and then more of what you liked better. Paul is super into this option for middle school, but we need more info. And as a mom who does send her kids to school, please know that I also get bored.

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    1. Thanks, you too! I admire anyone with the nerve to write a homeschooling blog. I was so nervous for this one little post! Turns out we homeschoolers are not just opinionated and outspoken— we’re also encouraging and supportive. Pretty awesome combo 🙂 Thanks for reading!


    1. Thank you so much! There is such a diversity in how every family lives homeschooling, an I am so glad this piece resonated with you. I really appreciate you reading, and especially taking time for the very kind comment 🙂


  3. Hi! I found your blog from Sue’s group, Homeschoolig/Unschooling Bloggers.
    I’m an unschooling mama living in Salt Lake City with my 11 and 15 year old babes, and best friend and hubby Eric.
    It’s nice to find a good blog read–I’ve been blogging a long time, and so many of my blogging -or bloggessing, as I prefer to call it, lol- friends and acquaintances have faded away.
    So hello!

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    1. Hello! We were just in Salt Lake City this summer— what a beautiful place. Thanks for taking the time to read my post. I’ve been blogging for about a year and a half now, and I still haven’t really figured out what my blog is about😂
      I don’t think of it as a homeschooling or patenting blog at all, but of course that’s a big part of our lives and so I’m bound to write about it fairly often.
      I appreciate your comment and would love to read your blog!


  4. I say thank those who enacted the laws making home schooling legal. My cousin home-schooled her children in the ’90s, and I can assure you they are far more adjusted to society than I am.


  5. Thank you so much for posting this.
    I know my 15 yr old is doing great being homeschooled. My 12 yr old just started this year but loves it. Waking up at almost Noon to start school, most kids would. We are not morning people!!!
    But my 9 yr old is the one I worry about. It is like pulling teeth to get her to do her work. Any of it. But I still know that I do not want her in a traditional school. Been there, done that with her and it almost killed her. Well, 2 of her classmates almost did. They tried to drown her in the toilet in TK. Seriously!
    My 3 yr old will follow in his siblings’ footsteps and homeschool too.
    MOST days, we manage more work than play or errands, but not always. But that is ok. I know there was plenty of school days that my kids came home and said, “We had a sub and watched movies all day!” And sometimes it was a week at a time.
    My kids homeschool on the couch or their bedroom and come ask for what they need help on. I go over some subjects with them. But they are learning to be independant learners for their own good and mine. Lol!
    They will survive!!! Somedays that is my biggest goal… lol!

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    1. Yep, I can relate! A book I found helpful along the way is De-schooling Gently, by Tammy Takahashi. If you’re in SoCal you may even know her. It’s a wonderful book full of encouragement and ideas regarding breaking through our ideas of what education “should” look like. Also, I love online groups and park days where I can ride the waves of anxiety that come around for all of us occasionally. Thanks for reading, and good luck out there!🌴


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